I have taken a strong dislike to my wife recently. Notably, I have begun to loathe such habits as using a dinner fork to stir sauces and insisting that the toaster setting be set to '6', which I feel is far too high.
Anyway, I have proposed the idea that she should leave the house and live in an apartment, that I would be happy to purchase. I was startled that rather than be grateful and being packing her personal effects immediately, she instead became enraged. There she stood, ranting like a harridan about how unacceptable my behaviour was, and even talking of me leaving - imagine such a thing!
So, dear YA users, some advice please would be gratefully appreciated. How can I compel this irritating woman to leave my house?
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