Am I safe from evil pervert Gary Glitter?

Question

I am a fully grown man, but I am afraid to walk down the street now that Gary Glitter is coming back to Britain. What if he sees my pert butt and thinks "I'm having a bit of that"? I am terrified. This pervert could be everywhere, and though I'm an adult he might fancy a bit of fit lad before he goes on his paedo world tour, the world tour I've been reading about in the Sun. Is anyone safe from this monster? I'm afraid to go to sleep in case I wake up with my pants round my ankles...

Answer 1

No, you're thinking of Jonathan King.  

Answer 2

He went to Hong Kong so unless your there....

Answer 3

Yes...

Answer 4

Don't worry Sean - I've seen your butt and it reminds me of my gran's xxxx. So you can walk the streets at night lol.

Answer 5

Just don't join his gang

Answer 6

yes your safe, it's wee girls he likes not grown men  

Answer 7

I think you're quite safe, yes.

Answer 8

You never know...he could be hiding under your bed right now. Or behind a tree in the park. There's a paedophile behind every tree and under every bed you know.