Am I the greatest person that ever lived or did my turtle lie to me?

Question

He's hiding in his shell so i'm starting to doubt his words. :o

Answer 1

Yes, he lied through his snapping teeth lol

Answer 2

you listned to your turtle? many people think that turtles do not lie, but they're so good at lieing you don't even know they're lieing which is why peopple think that they're not liers but they are! Turtles hate us, they pretend to like us, so they make you feel good about yourself then they come into your bedroom at night with a FEATHER DUSTER and tickle you sensless! Do you want that? of course you don't! so listen up..go outside and pick up a pet rock..name it robert and then tap it gently three times with a pencil and say "i love you baby and if it's quite alright i need you baby on a turtle-less night" then scream to the heavens "I AM NOT A TURTLE I NEVER WAS!" then if anyone answers you..you're crazy, get help. If not you're the greatest person that ever lived.

hope i helped =]

Answer 3

Oh, he isn't lying.

But how many people has your turtle met?

If he's carrying the whole world on his back, then DUDE KNOWS...

Answer 4

NEVER doubt ur turtle!

they never lie!!!!

lol <3