Am I the only one that sees the humor in getting a Colonoscopy?

Question

Things to say when getting it.

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Answer 1

Maybe you need to tell these the next time you are having one. The person who performs it may get a kick out of them, but everyone else just doesn't want to think about it.

Answer 2

XDD

i think there pretty humorous.

Having someone probe your axs with a camera is hilarious.

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