Am I the only who wipes myself with the New York Times?

Question

I am always suprised that people are repulsed whenever I tell then I use the New York Times as toilet paper.I mean come on the New York Time is used to be covered with **** anyway,why not?

Answer 1

oh snap, i dont literally wipe myself with it but i agree that liberals control the media.

Answer 2

dont do that. Let a women wipe you, thats what we here ofr,teehee.