Am I turning into a turtle?

Question

My skin is turning green and my back is getting hard and turning shell like. I think my blood is cold too... instead of warm. What should I do?

Answer 1

Go to the sea and dive for your life. Or you will be eaten by us. Yumm- turtle soup.

Answer 2

Go to a mental hospital- you seriously need to get your head checked.

Answer 3

It is very important that as quickly as possible you find three friends with the same problem. And a rat. And become a ninja.

Answer 4

You're really funny. I think people would have noticed and called the police or ambulance or something...you can't just walk around like that without people referring you to some help. If not...just see a hospital.

Answer 5

Yep. It sounds as though you are turning into a turtle, so you'd better plan ahead. You need to make yourself a good turtle habitat before your arms and legs stop working properly. You won't be able to make things once they turn into flippers. Make a nice pond and a little turtle house with a comfy little bed in it, and make sure you make a nice spot to sun yourself.

Buy plenty of turtle food and keep it stored in a way that you'll be able to get into it once you're a turtle. Don't put a fence around your pond because you might need to move to a new one some day.

Answer 6

stop the weed

Answer 7

poof now u are a turtle

Answer 8

Go and jump into the sea....but beware...now the chances are higher of you getting killed......

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Answer 9

try growing up and take advice from

somebody as imature as u..

Answer 10

apply to the SF zoo.  

Answer 11

go and see a shrink!!!

Answer 12

ok congratulations