Am i good enough to be in the mlb?

Question

im 20 years old, i throw a 100 mph fastball, with a nasty gyroball and a 60 mph change, i also throw a slider that moves like crazy it looks like a fastball but then it sinks about 10 inches when it reaches the plate. in my college i have thrown 50 perfect games and im lifetime 78-0 with a 0.45 ERA.

Answer 1

Yeah. I hav a question too. is my weiner big? Its 15 inches. Wow...sumtimes you read sumthin and you have to say to yourself..."what a douchebag"