Am i the real princess mystique?

Question

so im 16 and i come from the planet uglon 6. i think im the long lost princess there but i cant be sure b/c i have no way of reaching my home planet and the mothership has not come for me yet. i have been living on the planet earth for 15 years, 11 months, 28 days, 23 hours and 2 minutes. i must pretend to be human but i cant take it anymore!!!! how can i contact the uglon 6 mothership to bring me back to my home planet?? how can i know forsure that i am the true princess mystique?? on uglon 6 news (i have intercepted their broadcasting waves with my invention called the mooklia) they have been searching for her for 15 years, 11 months, 28 days, 23 hours and 2 minutes. could it be me?

Answer 1

Actually it is you, I was sent here to find you 14 years ago exactly. You must I repeat MUST get back home. There will be a transport waiting to take you on December 20th in the year of the millkia. It will be in the corn field on rt 36. Any other communication must only be done telepathically. I hope you understand princess.

Answer 2

I thought doctors had terrible handwriting, not terrible grammar.

Answer 3

"WOW",THAT IS JUST THE MOST TOTALLY INSANE THING I HAVE HEARD IN A VERY LONG TIME.I HIGHLY DOUBT DOCTORS ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THIS ON YAHOO ANSWERS. I THINK YOU BETTER START TAKING YOUR MEDS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY NEED THEM!!!!!

Answer 4

a) You're an idiot.

b) Nobody actually believes your doctor posted that, except maybe you. Because you're an idiot. You also don't know how to spell "schizophrenic."

Answer 5

Dear Dr Peters,

1. Please pay attention to the word underlined with red as they means you got them misspelled.

2. Don't you have better things to do at your clinic rather than wasting your time here at Y!A?

3. What's taking you so long to return our princess?

Sincerely,

Agent 001 of Planet Uglon 6

Answer 6

Okay, right off the bat, "Dr. Peters", you have violated patient confidentiality, and could have your liscense revoked for this.  

As I highly suspect that there is no "doctor" at all, I must advise you to seek professional help immediately, or at least mellow out on the drugs.  Because seriously...

Answer 7

What a great story...to bad its a slice of bologne

Answer 8

Dr. Peters,

Your patient is forging correspondence from you and pretending to be you.  Pretending to be a doctor is a crime under some circumstances.  You may wish to take her in for closer observation if she is this far out of touch with reality.

My best wishes for you and your patient,

King of Uglon VI ;)

Answer 9

yes, it sounds like your are the long lost princess. i suggest that you reverse the polarity on the mooklia and then you should be able to send a message to contact the mothership. good luck, your highness. i wish you a safe trip home.

Answer 10

I think your nuts.  You'll have to forgive me but what you are asking sounds completely bogus.  And as for your Doctor Guy, you need to explain reality.  By allowing her to type this you are making her believe this and you can't expect to have rude answers appear.  It might as well be reverse psychology!!  Stupidity people!!

Answer 11

fake, please get real.

(waste of my time)

Answer 12

yes yes yes!! i am from planet uglon! i was sent here to search for you! they have sent uglonians to every planet in the galaxy looking for the princess mystique!!

i have radioed uglon 6 mothership... they say tomorrow, at 6:23.13... be outside... they will be waiting for you!

GOOD LUCK PRINCESS MYSTIQUE!

Answer 13

princess who know? your making a terrible effort "summer". i have had experience in the psychological field. by encouraging something like this you are feeding her psychosis. your making her condition worse, and thats just plain terrible. you see, that "dr. peters" thing was just a way to get those people who dont answer your question interestingly to shut their pie hole. but thats okay, i wont judge you, because you're interesting.

Answer 14

what the h**l??

you are either very deranged or very bored

Answer 15

whatever.

YOu aren't her therapist, and you dont really think you're an alien

GET A LIFE

btw NO YOU AREN'T THE REAL PRINCESS

Answer 16

Get in touch with reality

Answer 17

Lol. I'm guessing it could be you hun. Good luck on contacting that mothership!