Am i too old for the dating game?

Question

I asked some pretty young lady earlier at the Matalan checkout if she would like to go out to a moving picture show with me and possibly a pickled egg afterwards and she just laughed in my face!

Please help. (i'm 93)

Answer 1

Your never too old for dating!! Your never too old for love are u?

Answer 2

its nice that you are still having such fantasies at your age!!

Answer 3

If you are 93, what the heck are you doing in Matalan????

Answer 4

It may not work out to your satisfaction, but never, (Ever) quit trying!!

Try asking her if she would like you to share the fountain of youth

with her...(Wink) (Wink)...lol

Answer 5

Maybe she read some of your questions on here about patio's been unlevel.  

Answer 6

No, you're not too old, but you might want to try asking out women who are closer to your age.

Answer 7

Wowww your 93 and can work a computer... and yes i would say u are 2 old for the dating game haha sry ): My mom thinks shes to old for it and shes 50!

Answer 8

I love pickled eggs. that would swing it for me.

Answer 9

Your never to old for the dating game. No offence but the game of when you were younger really isn't the same of todays. You should ask for the cinema, and instead of a pickled egg.. a restraunt/ice cream or something.

Answer 10

Even my Grandma would not fancy you and she died 20 years ago. Seriously I got married 3 years ago and I am now 76 so I guess you are never too old. But have you got my sort of charm that really wows em ?

Answer 11

AH-HA! It's all making sense now....

B and Q the other week, Matalan this week, 93......are you one of the cranky al' gits in charge of trolleys in an out of town retail park?

With regard to luck with the ladies. A change of colostomy bag once a week should do the trick. Unless it's Viper she ain't fussy, but she will try to drink your clip-on alcohol gel.

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Answer 12

never too old.

Answer 13

Maybe it was  "possibly a pickled egg" should have been definitely a pickled egg. A guaranteed meal after may have made a difference.

Answer 14

you are never to old to make a fool of yourselves.

Answer 15

Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh,I couldnt quite hear what you said, my hearing aid wasnt switched on. But you have to admit your dentures falling out as you were talking was kinda funny. ( I'm 84)

Answer 16

Perhaps you might need to start listening to american hiphop music and get back in with the youth and they're funny words...! But hey, your using the internet at 93, thats not half bad! :)

Go for it!

Answer 17

you are far too old!!

you should be ashamed

now go and find S.M and get back to your nursing homes

the poor gilr!!

she must be traumatised  

Answer 18

i dont think so ur never too old

Answer 19

I think perhaps you are.

Answer 20

lol........ drop the pickled egg bit & you might get away with it..

Answer 21

heck I'm 28 and I would go see a picture show w/ ya and I love pickled eggs

Answer 22

Go back to Matalan, and play hard to get, sometimes works.

Answer 23

Well, I'm 103 and you can be my toyboy, as long as you don't burp pickled eggs in my face

Answer 24

The moving picture shows these days are called the cinema. She probably didn't know what you were on about and If you want to impress the young ladies who frequent matalan then you should try wearing a shellsuit. Try also regaling her with some anecdotes about the war before asking her out, that should woo her no end.

Answer 25

im sowy but i tink u r 2 old. or mayb u shud try a different approach :]

Answer 26

You should have said "Yo ******,,was happenin`,you got time to lay me on some head at the flicks ******,Yo muther we can score us some freebies from Maccy Ds laters,what you`all saying there?"

Or something very similar

Don`t forget to play uncontrollably with your low hanging crotch and looking slightly disinterested,,

Apparently

Anoither "must have " attatchment to have is several scab encrusted shards of stainless steel protruding from your lips, tongue, eye brows, brain etc

Answer 27

you're never too old for love but maybe you should forget about the pickled egg

Answer 28

Yes, PG, you're too old. Better stick with Y/A dating. Ask someone to come to some fancy section wid ya (prepare some trollish questions). Your avatar is handsome (and doesn't reflect the age).*

EDIT: Lol.

No, I once  went to the Egypt section (after quitting CE),guess who's question was on top? Elsie! I never visited any travel section again.

Answer 29

Just because theres snow on the roof,

it doesn't mean theres not plenty of stoke in the boiler.

Haha, Theres no fool like an old fool.

93 Indeed!

Answer 30

maybe try the ladies at your local church fete instead?

Answer 31

The pickled egg was a nice touch, thinking of using that myself.