American Tourist in Ireland stops and asks a local can I take this road to Dublin?

Question

The Local replies No, No, not at all, we need it ourselves

Answer 1

Haha, very good.

There was once this Texan in Ireland, right, and he was going on and on about the size of his ranch. "I get in my car," he says "and it takes me three days to go from one side of my ranch to the other."

An Irish farmer in the pub said: "I know. I had a car like that once."

Answer 2

American tourist boasts to Irish farmer about his farm back home in the states  'it takes me three days to drive my jeep around my farm....'

Irish farmer replies 'Ah, sure I used to have an 'oul car like that myself'

boom boom

Answer 3

You are only allowed to tell these jokes if you are Irish!!!!!

Answer 4

LOL have a*

Answer 5

Lol, very good, I like it!

Answer 6

erm, first of all this is in the wrong section

seond of all, dont dare call this "thing" a joke!

Answer 7

That's a good one, so it is.

Answer 8

An American tourist in Ireland stops a local and asks him the way to the town of Ballygobackwards. The local scratches his head and after a long pause answers, "Faith and begorrah, sure if I wanted to go there I wouldn't start from here in the first place."

Answer 9

Very funny so funny I forgot to laugh

Answer 10

American tourist lost in leitrim, looking to get to Dublin...

finds a farmer on the road...and the conversation goes like this...

American: "Excuse me sir, what's the quickest way to Dublin?"

Farmer: "Are you drivin'? or Walkin'? "

American: "Drivin'"

Farmer: " Then that's the quickest way to Dublin"!!!

Boom Boom!!!