American/Western Cliches?

Question

What are some typical Amercan or western sayings/phrases/cliche's like "snake oil", "dead as a doornail", "snake charmer", "the whole nine yards", "not playing with a full deck" e.t.c. If anybody can help out, it'd be greatly appreciated as I want to put it on a American/western-styled t-shirt..

Answer 1

Humm.. well I am from the southern part of the US and we have quite a few colorful ones:

Slicker than owl sh.t

Well bless your pea-pickin heart

Ain't that quaint

Colder than a witches teat in a brass bra in January

My wife and dog are missing.. Reward for dog.

Gawd love a duck

I could go on but I better stop now.. he he

Ok..

Madder than a wet hen

You think you are sh.t on a log but you ain't nuthin but a f**t on a splinter

ok.. now I know I better quit

Answer 2

Sooooo many "Amercan or western sayings/phrases/cliches" -- sooooo little time:

Blowin' smoke;

Chillin';

Hang ten;

Bust your balls;

Catty whompus;

Down to the short strokes;

Dumb as a box of rocks;

Get your ducks in a row;

Bad hair day;

Dain bramaged;

That dog won’t hunt;

How about them apples?

A day late and a dollar short;

A little bird told me;

Bend over Backwards;

A penny for your thoughts;

Stuck between a rock and a hard place;

An accident waiting to happen...