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An Irish Wedding Story

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A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the **** out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'

The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,

'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'

The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.

The judge says, 'OK.'

'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'

Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'

'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'

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  1. haha that was really funny:)


  2. Poor.

  3. lmao ...very good

    && it meens his hands were between her legs, if you get what i meen :P  

  4. hehe!silly irish men*winks*

  5. neitha do i i dont get it...is it that when yu said legs yu meant fingers??

    nah wat are yu tryin to say..dont get it..

    ohhhh thanks...tom tom

  6. Lol ergh!

  7. hahah he made a pass at her..i get it..lol

  8. haha, thts a story to tell the kids, ohh well, still funny as heck, nice man, very nice! =)

  9. Huh?

    I dont get it

  10. Yes even better than your fist!!!

  11. Ha ha ha ha ha ha yep thats quite funny

  12. Hahaha - yeah, good one.  

  13. Hahahahahahhahahahaha!

  14. LMAO..OMG dat was truly funny...u deserve a star buddy!

  15. lol, ooohhh, saad

  16. lmao good one
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