Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized, and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us"?
"Sure", said the janitor, grinning. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads, one at the time. Then he said, "Now go out and play!"
When they got outside, dripping wet, the middle one asked, "What religion do you think we are"?
The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, 'cause they pour water on you, and we're not Babtis', 'cause they dunk all of you in it".
The middle one said, "Well, we're not Methadiss, because they just sprinkle you".
The littlest one asked, "Didn't you smell that water?"
"Yes, what do you think it means?"
" That means we're Pisscopalions!"
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