An alien is at my door and i dont know what to do?

Question

There is some green alien guy at the front of my house, he wants to get. Should i invite him in for a cup of tea and cookies. Or should i make up a lame excuse and kick him off my property. If i were to pick the first one then instead of tea and cookies he'll want to eat my brains. If i pick the second one he'll substitute egging my house with annihilating it!! i'm in a jam here folks i need some help...What should i do.

Answer 1

Well here is what you day say your out of tea and biscuits at the morning , but if he/she/it would be interested you know a great little coffee shop down the street, where you two can bond over the mysteries of the universe. Or if he/she/it doesn't want to talk you could always go to a night club and dance, music is to loud for conversation  and if the alien gets nipish there are plenty of other people there for him/her/it it much upon.

Answer 2

he wants to give you an anal probe. better call the X-Files

Answer 3

well you wasted 5 points. Just ask it what its like on their planet, give them welcome to Earth T-shirts

Answer 4

I would call 911. They will get you help or lock you up in a nice place where they will feed you and board you.

Answer 5

press your force field button and do it NOW man!

Answer 6

Go into rehab.

Answer 7

tell him/ it they should have turned left in Albuquerque

Answer 8

Whats wrong with you dude?

Answer 9

i think he wants to probe you.

Answer 10

stop dropping the acid  and detox.

Answer 11

I would open the door and ask them what they need. If they have this weird reason or sound strange, I would tell them to get the f*** away. If this doesn't work, you should call 911.