Many fast drivers have been unable to make it to the top and achieve the best possible results that they could. An example of this is Kimi Raikkonen who left Formula 1 after winning just a single title even though he was expected to do more. Other than that,
Robert Kubica and Nico Rosberg who seem quite promising but winning a title would only be possible if these drivers are given an opportunity in the top running teams.
However, that is nearly impossible when there are drivers like Fernando Alonso, Lewis Hamilton, Jenson Button, Michael Schumacher, Sebastian Vettel, Mark Webber and Felipe Massa in the sport racing at the same time.
Therefore, since many drivers are literally being forced out of the sport like Nico Hulkenberg is currently hanging by a thread, some of the drivers might have to think about a secondary career if they can’t are unable to stay in any form of motorsports.
Sebastian Vettel:
In case Sebastian Vettel has to quit motorsports, he would become a martial arts champion in a karate suit and after a while, he would teach children the art of martial arts and perform yoga on daily basis.
Mark Webber:
The Australian driver would become a wild life explorer and carry on the legacy of Steve Irwin. Mark would specialise in observing and experimenting on ostriches and Kuala Bears mostly before earning a title for it. At least he would win a title in something!
Lewis Hamilton:
Lewis Hamilton would obviously become a rapper and join Eminem and 50 cent to make a remix. This single will take Lewis to the top before he releases a handful of songs and eventually win a Grammy. “I love y’all! Especially ma peeps! I would like to say
don’t drive what you can’t handle kids. Cheers,” Lewis Hamilton after winning his first Grammy for the best black Formula rapper.
Jenson Button:
Jenson Button will do nothing but enjoy the money his girlfriend Jessica Michibata earns before she breaks up with him. After that, Jenson would become a weather reporter and eventually marry a strict Japanese woman.
Fernando Alonso:
Fernando Alonso would start up his own motorsport and win all the titles there. That motorsport will be known as “hot pursuit” and it will involve the police chasing him after he disobeys a traffic signal and speed signs.
Felipe Massa:
Felipe will become nothing.
Michael Schumacher:
Michael try his best to grow up and after a couple of years, he would realise that he can’t. It’s just not his DNA. Therefore, he would open a video gaming centre and set an age limit to under 13 so that he can defeat each and every kid that steps into his
shop. That way, Michael will keep his dignity as always and live a stable life.
Nico Rosberg:
If Nico Rosberg has to leave Formula 1, it would be because of Michael Schumacher. Therefore, he will murder Michael Schumacher and spend the rest of his life behind bars in Germany.
Nico Hulkenberg:
Hulkenberg would either become a lawyer or a warrior. In both cases, he will fight against Formula 1 and eventually get sued before spending the rest of his life playing chess in public parks with the elderly.
Rubens Barrichello:
Rubens would not become a ballet dancer but he should. This is the best piece of advice you’ll ever get Rubens.
Bernie Ecclestone:
Bernie will start day dreaming while swimming in his pool of money like “Uncle Scrooge.”
(The quotations and comments above are the writers creation and solely for the purpose of adding hilarity to the article)
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