Men's hair salons would be burnt, there would be strikes in downtown New York, Wall Street would definitely close down in one of its worst losses and No one will touch their hair again once they set their eyes on some of the worst
hairstyles of the NBA.
We all know that it is trendy to sport a variety of hairstyles when you are playing in one of the most popular games of the world… But the players should know what an affect these hairstyles can have over the hearts of their fans.
Here is a list of some of the Worst hairstyles along with suggestions that are being imparted on behalf of some ‘fans’ in hope that they will find a way to their intended receivers.
Robin Lopez: curls a girl would kill for!
Just imagine Robin Lopez with this mass of hair thickening his head into a thousand snakes like Medusa’s. If you ever see a player grabbing a rebound but you can’t figure out who he is, then bless my heart you should know who it
would be… Lopez of course! Thank goodness, a headband was invented otherwise where would those braids go?
Here is a suggestion for Lopez… would you please shave your head?
Steve Nash: That shiny brown hair!
Why would a player with such an incredible persona let his hair fall down his shoulders in cascades like this? He has one of the best textured head of hair in the NBA and I repeat ‘texture’, not ‘hairstyle’. It occurs sometimes
right after the first quarter that sweat starts shining like diamonds on that sleek straight hair and that’s when one feels like smashing the TV screen with the first thing that comes into ones hand.
Dear Nash, please crop your hair short and believe me you will look like a prince.
Ron Artest: Dot matrix printer
Now here is one of the most daring players who can style their hair into almost anything they desire. He is that loyal a player that he even shaped his hair into his team’s logo. It looks to me like a child who is exploring his
first box of crayons… the only difference being that a kid uses a scrap of paper, Artest uses his scalp. One day the only hair he is going to be left would be remnants of the once existing weeds that he out-rooted in the process of experimentation.
Artest, would you let your hair grow and breathe a little fresh air so that they may once in your life experience some sunlight?
Joakim Noah: Girly pony and manly smile
We could have endured Artest’s freaky hair style if it was applied on Noah. What has that sassy long hair got to do with a guy as tough as Noah? His tough self does not make this hairstyle a wise choice for him.
Just envision Noah in a pappy style, something to do with spikes. Why doesn’t he show off his sharp face cuts in spikes? Although his hair is not the spike handling type but then there is always a little room for experimenting,
isn’t there?
Ronny Turiaf: Waiting for an epilogue
Who can handle a mess of hair on one’s head better than Ronny Turiaf? I thought this hairstyle was reserved for fictional characters that looked horrible in childhood but grew into beauties later on. The only difference between
those characters and Turiaf is that they never bounced their hair right in front of you on your TV screen. The writers gave them the liberty to reside in your imagination and you were never supposed to actually meet them or see them live on ESPN.
Ronny should cut his hair in layers, each one varying in length from the other, one thick and one thin. He’ll look pretty good.
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