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An oldie but funny joke?

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my

mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you

have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!

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  1. Like I told you before, you missed your calling -- you should be a comedian! Man, there's been a rash of Catholic jokes lately. ~:()>


  2. hahahahaaha

    you made my day

    heres a momma joke

    enjoy

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"


  3. this was a good joke ^_^

    thanks for sharing. makes me smile after long day of work

  4. never heard that! but soo funny! lol! luved it

  5. It's a funny laugh out loud joke that's fresh,i thought i'd heard most of the irish jokes going nut this ones a cracker and it doesn't slag of the irish either.

  6. lol that is very funny!!

  7. Ahahahaha!!!! That's great!!!

    Thanks!

    A.

  8. so true! that was absolutely great!! it's a fresh for my ears! ♣

  9. haha that's good one

  10. hahaha =D

  11. Funny

  12. hahahaha very clever!

  13. Hi Pd,

    ROFLMAO- tears running down my cheeks oops now I need to change my pants.  Hopefully you'll allow me to  copy & paste your joke to send to my older brothers, sister &  all my email contacts. Have a good day. :0)

    Additional Details:laughed so hard I peed em.

  14. an oldie alright, but i still loved it!!!

  15. FUNNY.NICE ONE

  16. never heard that... funny!  *

  17. Roaring Laughter!

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