And for that matter...

Question

Why am I stuck here in surburbia on plain old planet earth when I was promised a moon colony?

Answer 1

They're talking about drilling on the moon, a possible energy source to keep the old earth lit up and communicating. Supposedly environmentally friendly, maybe not for the moon. Our little sister pillaged, better buy shares fast.

Answer 2

Consider yourself to be a lucky young lady, at least you can sunbath with little danger in your back yard, in suberia, Being in a colony on the moon could be equated to being in prison.

Answer 3

Can't say for sure, but I'm prepared to sell you a lunar driving license to cushion the shock while you wait for the administrative error to be rectified.