And in the beginning, do you like this story?

Question

After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes, Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?" The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now, I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, "What is a 'caress'?"

So, the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam. And now, I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love', Lord?"

So, the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he re-appeared in two seconds. And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

Answer 1

great, i love it

Answer 2

i don't get it,,

Answer 3

i dont get it.........

Answer 4

Proof positive that men have been giving women headaches from the start.  

Answer 5

So... Jesus ! its Eve who started all this 'headache' business !!

Answer 6

i dotn get it plz explain by addin detail

Answer 7

HaHa

Very funny!

Just proves women have had "headaches"

since the beginning of time.

Answer 8

I find myself looking for your jokes when I log in and you never disappoint me.  Love the biblical jokes very tastefully done.

Answer 9

the old ones are the best mate cheers  

Answer 10

haha i like it. =]

Answer 11

HAHAHA Funny! I loved it.

Answer 12

nice one again " Saint " !!!

Answer 13

Haha Yes I do that's really funny actually!

Its good yeah!

Answer 14

lol cute