Animals seen to be 'slobbering and lazy' are suspected to have foot and mouth disease.?

Question

Why isn'tr the same diagnosis jumped to when examining many of the UK human population?

Answer 1

Good question, but couldn't these same symptoms also be described as rabies?  Or perhaps in toddlers, it is the result of their teething?  Anyways, lets not "jump to conclussions" but instead we should allow doctors to do their job and properly diagnose what ails us!  That's why they get paid so much more money then vetrenarians!

Answer 2

Better keep an eye on my bloke.  They might think he has it.

(i know he's going to read this one!)

Answer 3

so thats what i have

Answer 4

because they'd have to cull the lot of the state scrounging buggers if they did.

Answer 5

yep i have watched prime ministers question time.this foot in mouth disease is getting to epidemic preportions.