Husband has just finished reading a book entitled: "Man, Master Of The House".
He calls to his wife and says: "I am master of this house, and you will do just as I say. First, you will cook me the finest gourmet dinner. Then you will go to the off-licence and buy me the finest bottle of Scotch you can find, you will come home and pour me a generous measure, which I will drink while I am watching the football on TV. Then, you will go upstairs and run me a bath, which I will take before going to bed, where we will have the wildest s*x ever, during which you will fulfill my wildest fantasies. Then tomorrow, guess who is going to wash me and comb my hair?"
Wife replies:" The funeral director would be my first ******* guess."
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