Another Hockey Would You Rather...?

Question

1.) Would you rather watch your favorite team beat your least favorite team with some beers and your best friends, or have your favorite meal prepared for you flawlessly by your favorite celebrity crush?

2.) Would you rather Get to Shoot on Marty Brodeur for an hour, or have dinner with your favorite Author/Politician?

3.) Would you rather watch your team lose to your best friends team while your together and drinking, or Not get to watch that same game at all?

4.) Would you rather know when you were going to die, or know the next time your team was going to win the cup?

5.) Would you rather lose your team to another city, or lose your home to foreclosure?

6.) Would you rather be President of the United States or Commissoner of the NHL?

and WHY?

Answer 1

1) Watch the game.  Who knows if my celebrity "crush" can cook that well?

2) Hmmm...toughy.  Probably dinner with my favorite author, because I'm not that good of a skater.

3) Watch my team lose.  I'd rather watch the Stars lose than not be able to watch them at all.

4) Know the next time my team would win the Cup.  I never want to know when I die.

5) Lose my home.  The Stars have moved once already.

6) Commissoner.  Hockey's more fun than politics.

Answer 2

1.) Would you rather watch your favorite team beat your least favorite team with some beers and your best friends, or have your favorite meal prepared for you flawlessly by your favorite celebrity crush?

I would have to answer with dinner with Giada.  She is just too d**n cute and would be a wonderful dinner guest.

2.) Would you rather Get to Shoot on Marty Brodeur for an hour, or have dinner with your favorite Author/Politician?

Shoot on  Marty for 10 minutes would be better than any author or politician I would ever would want to meet or even eat. oop eat with.  Except if we go back in history.  Would love to have dinner with Stalin, Hitler, and Alexander.

3.) Would you rather watch your team lose to your best friends team while your together and drinking, or Not get to watch that same game at all?

Depends if the ref were part of the game.  If we were beaten by the other team, than that is fine.  If the refs decided the game because of bad calls then no never.

4.) Would you rather know when you were going to die, or know the next time your team was going to win the cup?

Love to know when I am going to die, because otherwise I would not want to watch the playoffs knowing the outcome.

5.) Would you rather lose your team to another city, or lose your home to foreclosure?

Home to forclosure, I can get another house eventually,  Hockey would not come back for way too long.

6.) Would you rather be President of the United States or Commissoner of the NHL?

The President of the United States because I would nationalize the game and make the President the commissioner.  Fire the idiot that is there now and change a few of the rules to back to the old ways.  Except for the icing rule.  I would make it like the college rules.  Too dangerous.

Answer 3

1. I'll take the beer and hockey! I'm the only one who can cook to suit myself, and Harrison Ford in person would be too old and creepy to deal with :-/

2. I think dinner with Mitch Albom or E.E. Cummings might be cool, plus I can't skate, so I'll go with that first one.

3. Drinking together--it's kind of like that every time I watch ANY game because my housemates don't like hockey, but the TV in the living room belongs to me so they watch anyway and rib me the entire time.

4. They're likely not too far apart, so either one would be fine by me.

5. Bye bye house! I just rent, anyway so not that much of a life crisis for me. There are other apartments.

6. Commish. Bettman has way more money, and even though the people who hate him (us) do so with ten thousand times the venom of the people who hate George Bush, we're still millions fewer in number. Besides, I know some people working on business degrees...so maybe this whole commissioner thing could work out in the long run.

Answer 4

1. Game and beers - these are my friends, and celeb crushes probably can't cook anyway.

2.  Dinner.  JK Rowling alive, JRR Tolkien if I could choose a fantasy option.  I've got a lot of questions for both of them.

3. Watch with friends.  We can cope with the rivalry.

4.  Neither, live in the moment.

5.  The team has to go.  They're not going to help me out with my mortgage!

6.  Commish, I don't think I'm eligible to be president!

Answer 5

1. lmao at celebrities. I would rather watch the Toronto Maple Leafs crush the Ottawa Senators, with some vanilla milkshakes and my brothers and their friends because then the conversation would be decent...most of my best friends are soccer fans.

2. I would rather get free food, and get an oppertunity to sit down and chat with my favourite author/politician.

3. I'd rather watch a hockey game.

4. I would like to know when the Toronto Maple Leafs are going to win the cup ASAP...immortality and me=not friends.

5. I would rather lose my house to foreclosure (I actually know what that mean considering all the talk about the weak american market, subprimes, how it's affecting the canadian economy).

6. World Domination!!!! It's always been my thing to get into Politics and make some changes, represent for the ladies, but I think being NHL Comish would be more fun, so I'd do that.

Answer 6

1) Def. Watch my fav. team beat my least fav. team

2) Get to shoot on Marty Brodeur

3) loL, Rather watching my team lose.

4) When i'm going to Die lol....

5) Thats a tough one.. Lmao umm....Lose my team..(wow that hurt)

6) Comissioner of the NHL, Theres' no need for explination lol.

Answer 7

1.) Watch the Devils beat the Rangers with my best friends.

2.) Shoot on Brodeur.  I'm a Devils fan, so that's definitely a bonus.  I'm not into politics, and it doesn't exactly fascinate me to talk to an author.

3.) A game's a game, and I still want to watch it regardless if they lose.

4.) I want to know when I was going to die.  Then I can plan stuff out that I want to do, and live my life to the fullest.  Also, part of the thrill of winning the Cup is for it to be exciting - a surprise.  If a legit psychic told me that the Penguins are going to win 4-2 in game 6, it ruins the fun of watching every goal and save with anxiousness and excitement.  Even if the Wings are up 2-0, I'll still know the Penguins are going to win.  It ruins the fun.

5.) It depends what city.  If the Devils went to Winnipeg, I'd rather lose my home.  If the Devils went to Connecticut, I'd lose the team.

6.) Commissioner of the NHL!  I'd make a horrible president because I don't know politics.  I do know hockey.  As commissioner, I'll make hockey more physical again, get rid of the trapezoid, etc.

Answer 8

1. Watch the Sharks, with friends and beer.  

2. Shoot on Brodeur....never was big on politics.

3. I'd watch my team lose.  Good times, good times.

4. Know the next time my team would win the Cup...then i'd milk Vegas for it!

5. Lose the team......losing a home is losing money.

6. Commissoner of NHL.  Problems faced by our country are at disaster levels now.

Answer 9

1.) Would you rather watch your favorite team beat your least favorite team with some beers and your best friends, or have your favorite meal prepared for you flawlessly by your favorite celebrity crush?

- I'd rather Jessica Alba serve me a large bowl of liquid milk chocolate with herself immersed in it. A chocolate covered puckbunny, if you will. Mmm, mmm, good.

2.) Would you rather Get to Shoot on Marty Brodeur for an hour, or have dinner with your favorite Author/Politician?

- Shots with Marty. And I could brag to him that I'm a better goalie while I'm at it.

3.) Would you rather watch your team lose to your best friends team while your together and drinking, or Not get to watch that same game at all?

- I don't like to watch any of my teams lose.

4.) Would you rather know when you were going to die, or know the next time your team was going to win the cup?

- Knowing that I'm going to die is bad enough, but I'd love to know when the Flyers will win their next Cup. I'd probably die by the surprise of it all.

5.) Would you rather lose your team to another city, or lose your home to foreclosure?

Tough one. I'd be insane to lose my house, but I so wish the Oakland Athletics would return to their rightful home.

6.) Would you rather be President of the United States or Commissoner of the NHL and WHY?

- Power, power, power. I want to rule the world !!!!!

Answer 10

Beer with friends

Dinner

Watch with friend

The Cup

Team

Pres. because the are alot of Monica lewinski's out there.

Answer 11

1.beer and game always

2.is Marty bringing the beer?

3.see #1

4.neither

5.the Flyers not in Philly?  my home....see #1

6. i'd rather be touring the world.....with lots of beer and topless chicks everywhere

Answer 12

1. Choice number one!

2. I'd love to have dinner with Fidel Castro!

3. Choice number 2, I really hate my friends for a day when their team beats mine.

4. Neither, because then those choices wouldn't be fun when they happen!

5. Home to foreclosure, time to leave Cleveland anyway.

6. I cannot be prez since I wasn't born here, so I'd be the NHL Commissioner.

Answer 13

1.) Would you rather watch your favorite team beat your least favorite team with some beers and your best friends, or have your favorite meal prepared for you flawlessly by your favorite celebrity crush?

-Definitely the first one.  My best friend's been in South Korea for the past year... I'd pass up having a celebrity make my favorite meal just to chill with him again.  Add in some beers, some other friends, and my Rangers?  PRICELESS!

2.) Would you rather Get to Shoot on Marty Brodeur for an hour, or have dinner with your favorite Author/Politician?

-Shoot on him... with pucks?  Or bullets?  Either way, give me a shot at Marty.

3.) Would you rather watch your team lose to your best friends team while your together and drinking, or Not get to watch that same game at all?

-Tough one.  My closest non-Rangers hockey-fan friend is a Devils fan... watching my boys lose to them is not easy. :).  I usually do watch the games with him though, he knows better than to rub it in my face heh.

4.) Would you rather know when you were going to die, or know the next time your team was going to win the cup?

-Next time the Rangers would win the cup.  Even if it was never, it'd be better than knowing when I was going to die... which is torturous.

5.) Would you rather lose your team to another city, or lose your home to foreclosure?

-Lose my team to another city... then at least I'd have something in common with millions of other people, instead of suffering through a foreclosure alone.

6.) Would you rather be President of the United States or Commissoner of the NHL?

-Commish... I would hate to be president.  WAAAAY too criticized for everything he does.  While I'm definitely a fan of responsibility... I don't think that post is for me.  Besides, I want as few parallels between me and GWB as possible.

Answer 14

1)game, as my food tastes are easy

2) shoot, as my fav author/pol are long gone

3) watch, as my friends teams are my teams

4) know the next time my teamswins

5) OUCH,  forclosure

6) President,  vote for me in 2012  : )

Answer 15

1. Ummmm, well, I don't really have a favorite meal, and it depends on what happens after the meal.... if it's included lol. Either way though, I'm choosing my team beating my most hated team with beer and friends.

2. Well, I'm a goalie myself... but all the authors I like are dead, and I don't like any politicians... so I am shooting on Marty for an hour.

3. Of course I'd rather watch them lose with friends/beer. I would watch that game, even if they lost, even without friends/beer.

4. I would rather not know either one. I would reeeeeeally NOT want to know either one. That would take all the fun/unexpectedness out of life.

5. I don't have a home... but if I did, I'd lose the home, lol. But I don't really want to own property though, I'd be happy renting a condo or something like that.

6. NHL commissioner. Because the US President is the scapegoat of the world (although, a deserving one, currently), lol.

Answer 16

1) I am not really into celebrities.  I like real people with real imperfections.  It feels really good to see your favorite team kick some rivalry butt, with good friends, while chugging a 12er.  

2) John Grisham likes ‘em young, so I probably would not enjoy being eye candy for an evening.  Favorite politician, LMAO!  That’s a good one!  Since I know Brodeur was a forward when he was younger, I would tell him I would be goalie for 30 minutes and he can shoot on me.  Yep, I would do a lot to hang out with fatso for an hour.

3) I would rather watch with a friend.  I can take, what I dish out.  Missing hockey, win or lose, is a sin.  

4) I do not want to know when I am going to die.  Scary.  I could handle knowing the next time the Lightning will win the Cup.  Even if it were not until 2090, I’d still support them…but it would make supporting them lose a bit of luster….actually s***w that…I’d HAVE to find another team to watch…Listen to me…this question is a set up…you just want me to admit I am a homer!…BS…total BS!

5) Ahhh, I love hockey and all, but I would rather be stabbed with an ice pick in both eyeballs, before I ever go to a “cash advance store”, get an A.R.M. loan, ever have a need to get a money order, step foot in a pawn shop, or have my house go into foreclosure.  

6) I guess I would rather be NHL Commissioner.  The President gig sounds too stressful.  Since I LOVE hockey, and like politics, then I guess my decision is already made.  Is it against the rules for the commissioner to sleep with players? Kidding.  ;)

Answer 17

1)Watch the game with friends. I have no celebrity crush. Just real people crushes

2)Shoot on Brodeur. I play so the practice will do me good

3)Watch together of course. Good for them

4)Know when I am going to die

5)Lose team

6)Commissioner. The gig is longer and I could most likely fix some of the messes made by the last guy

Answer 18

1. Have a meal prepared for me by my celebrity crush :)

I could go to a game anytime, lol

Jude Law, Johnny Depp, Cillian Murphy, Justin Chatwin,

Cristian Bale are welcome ANY TIME!

2. Shoot out on Martin Brodeur.

3. Not get to watch that same game.

4. The next time my team is gonna win the cup, death is my biggest fear, if I were to find out when im going to die, I would be fearing over that date.

5. Lose my team to another city.

6. The Commissioner of the NHL, because I wouldn't be able to watch hockey if I were the president, also it must be fun being the commissioner... they don't do much anyways!

Answer 19

1- Watch the game...beer and Pizza are my fav.

2- Dinner...how many F'in pucks would I get past Marty??!!

3- Watch...."drinking" was the key to that question.

4- Toss up...as I'd die to know when my team will win the Cup.

5- Lose the home...I want out of the jungle anyways.

6- Commish.....I'd hate being leader of any country in this day and age.

Answer 20

1-I would rather have a dinner prepared by my favorite celebrity crush person......Kenny Chesney, Ashton, Brad or Dale Jr. #88 Nascar  

2-Dinner with my favorite author

3-Not watch the game at all

4-When and how I was going to die, so you can prepare for it, or hopefully prevent it if possible.

5-Lose my team to another city, who heck wants to be living on the street,..........it gets too hot in Texas to live on the street, no AC.. no way.....and where do I put my dogs and horses, in the back seat of SUV, yewwwwwww so smelly

6-President of the US so I could get rid of all the dead beats on capital hill, form my own cabinets and make sure all the shelters in the world are a no kill shelter....and would pass a bill, that all shelters have to keep the dogs if they cant be adopted......... no dog would be alone again in this world...and they would all have a cool or warm place to sleep every night.....

Answer 21

1. Team beat least favorite ream

2. Shoot on Marty Brodeur

3.Watch team loose to best friends team

4.Know next time that your is going to win the cup

5.IDK

6.IDK

Answer 22

1--Since I've already done the first one, I'll go with a meal prepared by Jessica Alba--in a Canucks jersey.

2--Brodeur--Because I need a challenge.

3--Even though it's happened to me, I'd gladly do it again.

4--If I was going to die before the Canucks won Stan (which is highly probable), then I'd rather know when I'm going to die.

5--Home to a foreclosure, then I could move to Vancouver.

6--Commish, because then I could bring back some old time hockey.

Answer 23

1. The game. I have no celebrity crush and I good at preparing my own meals just fine.

2. Shoot on  Brodeur. It would be more fun.

3. I'd just like the person who considers herself my BFF to like hockey.

4. Know the next time my team was going to win the Cup. I wouldn't want to know when or how I was gonna die.

5. IDK

6. NHL Commissoner because then Buttman wouldn't be.

Answer 24

1) Avril Lavigne PHWOAR!

2) pass me the puck

3) sorry mate, i missed the game

4) at the moment, i would like to know when they are going to win the cup

5) i don't have a home as such, just a building that i live in with people that claim to be family

6) i can't be President, as i am not an American so i'll be Commissioner instead

EDIT - what are the thumbs down for? not being an American? hey! i'm not Canadian either

cue more thumbs down, i hate being an outsider =P

Answer 25

1) I had a HUGH crush on Jacklyn Smith ( despite the Farrah "nipple" poster) from the original "Charlie's Angels" when I was a teenager, so her cooking in an Islanders crop top would do it for me.

2)Shoot on Marty. Ring his bell a few times for not eliminating the Rangers in the first round.

3)As long as it's a blowout. You can just say they really sucked tonight. A close game would be harder to take.

4)As morbid as this sounds, when I was going to die. It would give me time to prepare for my son's future( He'll be 6 in July), and I would be able to cherish the remaining time I had left with him more than I already do.

Then I would divorce my wife, put everything in her name only, and right before I went, run up HUGE credit card debt. Good luck trying to collect VISA!!!!

5) Be homeless or lose my hockey team?  I don't think I want to turn into one of those squeegee guys who clean your windshield with spit. Bye-bye hockey team.

6)President of the USA. First I would force the oil companies to lower prices. Then I would order a Marine sniper team to assassinate Buttman.

Answer 26

1)Favorite crush.I can see Jamie Pressly being an amazing cook.

2)Me and Ted Kennedy dining.oh the stories he could tell plus bad news for him yesterday.

3)Not watch at all.

4)It doesn't matter my team will never win while I'm alive anyway/No Philly sport team for that matter.

5)Lose team.

6)President.More power plus a free plane but more people hate you then Commissioner.I don't imagine many enemies of Bettman in North Korea.

Answer 27

1.) Would you rather watch your favorite team beat your least favorite team with some beers and your best friends, or have your favorite meal prepared for you flawlessly by your favorite celebrity crush? Watch my favorite team do anything, I hate celebrities.

2.) Would you rather Get to Shoot on Marty Brodeur for an hour, or have dinner with your favorite Author/Politician? Get to shoot on Brodeur. If you scored one, how cool would that be?

3.) Would you rather watch your team lose to your best friends team while your together and drinking, or Not get to watch that same game at all? Watch my team lose. Anything to watch some hockey.

4.) Would you rather know when you were going to die, or know the next time your team was going to win the cup? Know when I was going to die. That's scary stuf.

5.) Would you rather lose your team to another city, or lose your home to foreclosure? Home to foreclosure. I would cry if the other happened. I've got friends I can bunk with.

6.) Would you rather be President of the United States or Commissoner of the NHL? Commissioner, someone needs to replace Bettman.