Another Joke for you.?

Question

How To Install A Home Security System In The South

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size

14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns

and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.

Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked

the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't

think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all

the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

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Answer 1

Funny I think I want to do that for when a sales man comes.

Answer 2

That actually sounds more like a good idea than a joke

Answer 3

As jokes go it is OK! I giggled!!!.

Answer 4

lol