A teacher in Jackson , Mississippi asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans..
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> Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to be liked
> by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
> The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different... again.
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> Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.'
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> The teacher said, 'Why aren't you a McCain fan?'
> Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.'
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> The teacher asked why he's a Democrat.
> Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a
> Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'
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> The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me a McCain fan.'
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> I always liked Little Johnny.
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