Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,all with very big smiles on their faces.A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"This Guy was an english man,60,died of heart failure,while making love to his mistress.Hence the enormous smile,Inspector",says the mortuary chief.
The DI nods understandingly and is taken to the second dead man."This was an American,25,won 124 million dollars in the Power Ball,spent it all the booze.Died of alcohol poisining,hence the contended smile.
"Nothing unusual here,"thinks the DI,and asks to be shown he last body.
"Ah,"says the chief,"this is most unusual one,a sardar,30,struck by lightning."
Why is he smiling then?inquires the Inspector.
"Thought,he was having his picture taken,"replies the chief.
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