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A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

srry if i hav posted this b4, i accidently posted it in the wrong category, lol :)

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that was sooo funny..... i actually thought that.... HAHAHAHA!!!!


  2. HAHAHA great joke.

  3. awesome joke

  4. lmao i love this one

  5. vcv

  6. ja

  7. ha! i thought this was going in a completely different direction

  8. LMFAO..... gr8 laugh!!! Cheers

  9. lol

  10. LMAO , I feel perverted.

  11. hahaha  

  12. Love it!! I'll definitely pass this one on to my work mates. We need a giggle!!

  13. Lol nice jokee

  14. such a sweet old man......

    loved it....lol....

    star for you.....:-)

  15. bahaha hilarious

  16. Haha I haven't heard that one b4.  

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