A man walks into a bar fuming with rage. He sits at the bar and the barman asks him what's wrong.
"All lawyers are a**holes", he shouts at the top of his voice.
A large man in a suit gets up from his table and taps the man on his shoulder. "Hey", he says, "I didn't appreciate that comment".
- "Why?", asks the man, "are you a lawyer?"
- "No", says the other man, "I'm an a**hole"
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