Another lot to laugh at do you agree?

Question

What kind of bra did the mathematical mermaid where?

An Algae bra

Girls are evil

We know that

Time=Money

and

Girls=Time X Money

and

Money=Root of all evil

Therefore

Girls=Money^2

and

Girls=(Root of all evil)^2

Thus

Girls=Everything that is Evil!!!

Amazing, huh? (I do like girls but this is just convinving to me)

Q:There r 3 goldfish in a fishbowl 1 drowns how many r left?

A:3 because fish can’t drown they live in water.

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up."

Answer 1

Man goes to doctor says he has problem because every morning at 7 o clock he has a poo! Doctor reasures him that regularity is a good thing and regular bowel movements are a good thing!... Yes says man but i dont wake till half past!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Have you just received the latest edition of Watchtower or something?

Have you just received the latest edition of the Beano or something?

Answer 3

Not great but still brought on a smile.

Answer 4

these people are really begging it! i'm being honest. you asked us what we thought & i'm actually telling you. these jokes are p**p. the goldfish one is an oldie

Answer 5

Second one is really good !!!:)..........

Answer 6

I don't get it...

Answer 7

Hm kinda funny

Answer 8

Q:There r 3 goldfish in a fishbowl 1 drowns how many r left?

A:3 because fish can’t drown they live in water.

Hmm, well fish can drown.

When a fish is taken out of water, and exposed only to air, not to oxygen and hydrogen containing water, its gills are unable to control the oxygen intake, the delicate balance cannot be maintained, and the gills inhale a lethal overdose of oxygen. The fish essentially experiences death by "drowning."  

Answer 9

Haha I guess I'm an exeption to evil girls. Because I dont like money.  

Answer 10

?  I don't get it..

Oh wait.. Yeah, I get it.

Still isn't that funny though!

Answer 11

BLAH

Answer 12

girls can be evil, but its men that make them like that. Wan*ers

Answer 13

the last one is funny

Answer 14

Girls are evil

Girls require time and money

Girls = Time x Money

But we all know time IS money

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money x Money

Money x Money = Money squared

And beacause money is the root of all evil

Money = square route of evil

Therefore

Girls = (the square route of evil)squared

so we are forced to conclude that...

(Girls = Evil)  

Answer 15

I don't agree to the stuff about girls and I don't get the joke. Still it was pretty funny all in all.