Answer the phone?

Question

what are some funny ways to answer the phone lol

Answer 1

death row, next in line speaking

HOOTERS!!

you can keep saying hello, like you cant hear them.

Answer 2

Mule barn... which jack*** you want to talk to

Your dime start talking.

whats real fun is answer the phone like your a recorded message asking them to leave a message after the tone or beep but then dont beep and see how long they listen for beep before saying anything

Answer 3

just pick up the phone and say "hello".

Answer 4

Pizza hut may i take your order.

Answer 5

uhh haha

"hey baby"

"city morgue"

"sup fool"

haha thats all i can think of..

someones bored =]