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Answering impossible questions?

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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery

Why is abbreviated such a long word

Why is a boxing ring square

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter

If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon

What do people in China call their good plates

What do you call a male ladybug

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections

Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal

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  1. lmao... some of them are really good.

    why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?


  2. Ain&#039;t no way I&#039;m reading all that.

  3. They dont make airplanes out of the black box because its to heavy to fly.

    And as many can tell you congress to day is not doing anything to progress anything but there bank accounts and americas debt and oil dependence.

  4. wow.

    thats intense :P

  5. i know right?

  6. -because melenin in your skin and prysthonine in your hair

    -we can just dont realize we have them open

    -because the glue dries when in contact with air

    -coz psychics are full of s**t

    -like asking why is there an s in lisp

    -because they were hit in the head to much to realize

    -to stop people getting in to steal the deads stuff

    -hmm good one.....bit scary though (docs prac)

    -you turn the volume down to concentrate

    -because lemon juice cleans well and its considered a strong taste so artificially not so strong

    - coz it counts the seconds....

    ok way too many over it but they all have logic answers!

  7. our skin is sensitive, hair is rough

    it says on the lable (idk)

    the inide is made of a material that glue cant stick to

    pycics are fake

    it just is

    otherwise it would be called rounding

    whoever made that neccisary was afraid of zombies

    they think they are so talented they are not doing there real job yet

    rain is heavier than snow, thus falls quiker

    bill gates has some loose screws in his head

    you think the house is gonna scream its adress at you

    when life gives you lemons..........

    he used to be broke till he got that job

    idk

    oppisites atrract...likewise with words

    why would there be?

    if they made it, cats wouldnt get tired and exterminate ur house of mice

    yes, and you would get fined

    yes a disoriented oriental

    yes because there is no radio frequency called PM

    ching yang yin

    gentlebug

    cue ball

    so the executioner dosnt get aids when he has s*x with the dead body

    who knows

    you can and go to prison

    just the way the world works

    why isnt phone spelled fone?

    they want to feel like a real state

    only god knows

    so you can blow up the store

    no

    drives his car there, gets in the truck, and drives his car back home

    in case the clerk wants to lock himself in

    expensive material

    fights for freedom

    sqeezing babies, baby oil is 100% baby tears and sweat

    when you laugh, does urine come out of your nose?

    if you are traveling on a bullet train, and shoot a gun, what happens?

    just cause your blind dosent mean you cant drive.......duh :p

    a boat was originally called a car and a car a ship

    they dont, their wool does

    they are apart from regular houses

    and progress is the oppisite of congress

    its where you terminate being in location A, now off to location B

    LOL i know some are dumb, or all maybe, but i had to answer these lol

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