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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery
Why is abbreviated such a long word
Why is a boxing ring square
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter
If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon
What do people in China call their good plates
What do you call a male ladybug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
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