Anti-gravity gun?

Question

when r we gunna take the anti-gravity gun thats stored in area 51 and bring mars into orbit around the eartha nd convert its ecosystem into a livable one?

one million years???

Answer 1

What gave you the dumbest idea that can ever be possible. Movies are movies, straiten up and get a real life.  

Hollywood is called fake for a reason, and that would happen to be one. Something that I would tell people that actually can make educational guesses and chooses not to, I tell them to get a d**n job. This situation, if I were in your shoes, people would tell me to get a LIFE.

Answer 2

I've already got one, made by Mattel.

Pizzas turn to crud on the ceiling.

Answer 3

Why do you kids think Star Wars is real ? Fantasy  is okay when you're old enough to know that it's faniasy , but when you think it's real , you're showing your immaturity .

Answer 4

When you stop smoking pot and wasting people's time.

Answer 5

#pragma <sarcasm-on>

We would have done so already except for one problem.  To keep the beam stable the gun has to me mounted on a mounting pedestal machined from a single, one-piece block of unobtainium.

#pragma <sarcasm-off>

Doug

Answer 6

When the Xubians from planet Xuba beam down and show us how to use it.

Answer 7

they only used it to fake the apollo moon landings.

Answer 8

Wouldn't an anti-gravity thingie make it *more difficult* to move Mars to an orbit closer to the sun?

I mean, I don't want to be a killjoy or anything, but....

Answer 9

When they start storing anti-gravity guns in Area 51.