Any Corny jokes??????

Question

Ok for some reason I think that corny jokes are amusing... Does anyone have any ?

Answer 1

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer

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TOMMY: Billy, what time are you going to the dentist?

BILLY: At 2:30 (tooth-hurty)

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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. The first one said to the other," You stay here and I'll go on ahead. "

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Q: What does the ocean say to the boat?

A: Nothing. It just waves.

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Answer 2

a car drives down the road and it pops

Answer 3

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...

Answer 4

Man goes to lumber yard to buy 2 by 4 s.    Clerk asks him ?  How long do you want them?   Man says,  I want them for a long time, I am building a garage.

Answer 5

Did you just f**t?  'Cause you blew me away!