Any Embarrasing Moments?

Question

C'Mon, Its Not Like you Know Anyone On Here, And Anywho, You Can Change Your Name If Its That bad ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺

Answer 1

Got caught by the wife kissing another girl at a party. I said "I was only giving her a goodnight kiss" to which she replied" Do you normally kiss someone goodnight with your hand underneath her blouse"?

The atmosphere was so cold the following week we were able to turn the fridge off.

Answer 2

Yeah, 2 nights ago I was pulled up on stage at the Cirque Du Grande and made to perform YMCA with 3 other unlucky b*stards. I just got on with it and have now beaten a demon.

Answer 3

I was sitting in my math lesson and it was so quiet and I relaxed and farted really loudly, everyone looked at me, all I could do was pretend it wasn't me though it was soooo obvious, then to make matters worse the girl who sat behind me shouted 'pworar that stinks louisa!' Er, thanks.

Answer 4

I was at a summer camp for riding horses, and while everyone was waiting for their turn, we sat on a fence. When my turn came, i slid off the fence, but my pants caught on a nail. It ripped a huge hoirzontal slit... It even ripped my underwear!

Answer 5

Once I had a bad back so I rubbed in some deep heat and went to bed,

However I forgot to wash my hands,

A while later I gave my balls a scratch (as men do)

and the deep heat started to burn them

They were on fire,

This bought a tears to my eyes, so............

I rubbed my eye!

So I had burning balls, Red streaming eyes and a wife who couldn't stop Laughing all night long,

So much for sympathy

Answer 6

omg so many lol ........ emmmm worst for me was when my brother caught me kissing the guy down the road in my bedroom .... but the thing was the guy down the road was my brothers friend and my brother is 4 years older then me !!! and my brother told my dad and my dad and my brother had a "talk" with him haha .