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Any alternatives to fake tan?

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It's been another bad summer and I'm looking pasty. Trouble is, I'm allergic to fake tan. Does anyone know some alternatives...I was thinking creosote...kills two birds with one stone as it smells lovely aswell !

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  1. Tanning Salon, lol.!!!


  2. you dont look very pasty to me! Try a holiday in the sun

  3. roast yourself in an oven at gas mark 1 for 3 hours

    but remember to baste well or it could go horribly wrong

  4. Lay in a bath full of tea bags & hot water

  5. yeah, get some sun

  6. go to a tanning saloon

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