Any cool/funny sayings?

Question

Any cool/funny sayings?

Answer 1

"Laugh! and the world laughs with you, Cry! and I'll give you something to cry about you big baby"

Answer 2

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

    If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

               Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

My Reality Check bounced.

Answer 3

yup it goes like.....

roses are red

violets are blu

sugar is sweet

so are u! BUT

the roses are wilting

the violets are dead

the sugar bowl is empty

and so is your head!

Answer 4

I am partial to 'You Fail."...I'm into the whole demotivational thing..

Answer 5

"Jackpot!"

Answer 6

I'm not sure if this counts as cool, but I love "A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song". Maya Angelou wrote it, and brilliant books I might add. I'd highly recommend :)