Any cool quotes? :}?

Question

I don't want any retarded quotes or Pervy or whatever, just normal cool ones youd probably be caught saying.

:)

ex: "winner winner chicken dinner"

"follows a strict ELE policy (everyone loves everyone)"

"fueled by stars"

They are a bit silly but cool. Help me think of some?

Answer 1

KISS - Keep it simple stupid

Answer 2

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. English Proverb

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Bishop Richard Cumberland

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."

Fats Domino

Chris Rock

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

George Carlin

“Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.”

unknown

Lily Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

When clouds appear like rocks and towers, The earth's refreshed by frequent showers. Old Weather Rhyme

A rainbow in the morning Is the Shepherd's warning; But a rainbow at night Is the Shepherd's delight.

He that fights and runs away will live to fight another day.

Answer 3

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Rodney Dangerfield

Fighting for peace is like s******g for virginity.

George Carlin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

George Carlin

Answer 4

A great web site with tons of useful quotations

http://www.5000quotations.com

Answer 5

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. -bill cosby

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

-- Demetri Martin

Answer 6

if you shooting for the srars

then just shoot me

i know this world is so cold and devieving

but i keep my head up like my nose was bleeding

Answer 7

They laugh because I'm different; I laugh because they're all the same.

Answer 8

Jim Harkin's last words were reportedly:

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.  Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Answer 9

1.joy is the feeling of grinning inside.....

2.a real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out....

Answer 10

PUSH = PRAY UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS.

Answer 11

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"

Albert Einstein.