Any funny Air Force Basic Training stories?

Question

Basic Training seems so serious, just want something to lighten the mood. =)

Answer 1

I'm not in the National Guard!

Answer 2

The funniest thing that happened in basic was,

The TI's were always asking anyone they saw without a hat,

Do you have a hat wavier Airmen.

Of course there are no hat waivers, people just forget to put their hat on.

Until one day, a guy walked out of the chow hall and didn't put his hat on.

A TI called him over and ask, you have a hat wavier airmen?

Calmly, the airmen , reached into his pocket and pulled out

You guessed it

A Hat Wavier !!!!!

The Doctors had given him a wavier, because he had a rash on his forehead, that wouldn't heal wearing a hat.

The TI was stunned, everyone in formation waiting to eat, burst out laughing at the same time.

Answer 3

  It is serious,and it won't get funny until you're out of it.Most of the men in my flight thought the TI was a great guy at the end of 13 weeks of basic(it's 6 or 8 wks. now).I hated the guy after the first week and at the end of the 13 week, and I got my revenge. I went in to the security force(military police) One evening on the main gate I saw my former TI strolling along with a uniform violation. I called him over and chewed his rear out,and sent him on his way.Then I felt good.He made my day.