Any funny quotes? but not dirty or rude. thanks! ;)?

Question

Any funny quotes? but not dirty or rude. thanks! ;)?

Answer 1

All the laws of Murphy in one place

http://www.murphys-laws.com/

http://cheeringcharms.com/

http://www.humorcolumnist.com/index.html

Answer 2

Oh "great minds think alike". This sentence is quite common but u can also say "but fools seldom differ." hahaha.

Answer 3

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Answer 4

Aman before marriage is incomplete.... & after marriage he is finished!

Answer 5

Always tell everyone what they want to hear, then do what you want

Answer 6

The 3 rings of marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering.