Any funny simple but stupid jokes?

Question

best one wins, i could do with cheering up :)

like stupid ones for instance

why couldnt the mushroom fit in the lunch box?

because there wasnt mush-room ;)

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Answer 1

 How do you drown a blonde?

Tell her there is a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

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One of my friends has a stutter, and a lot of people think that's a bad thing, but to me that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, that's suspense.

 

 

uhm... The sky is blue!