Any funny stories about driving in Canada?

Question

My wife drove into Canada. She saw the 100 km/h speed limit and for the next few miles she was driving 100 mph on the highway passing everyone in sight. When I asked her why she was going so fast she said she was just trying to keep up to the speedlimit and why was everyone going so slow?

Answer 1

Years ago, as my wife and I were driving through Canada, I spotted a sign that said "squeeze left." So I reached over to my wife and did exactly that. She didn't see the humor.

Answer 2

Whilst driving through Canada several yrs. back I only saw one old person anywhere, they have socialized medecine, right. And what's the age limit for re-locating to Canada?

Answer 3

When I was a little girl, we were going to the Falls and the guard asked my dad where we going....and he nonchalantly replied to the other side.  The guard was not amused!  But really what he supposed to say!