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Any good Obama jokes?

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Points for a good joke about Obama. Here's mine.:St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have

never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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  1. The best Obama jokes are the ones that start out like this:

    "When Obama becomes President......."


  2. What's the difference between Obama and Osama?

    Just a little bs.

  3. Obama's travel expenses tripled last quarter.  Balkman-Schwarz News  reports American Airlines now requesting Obama purchase extra seats due multiple passenger complaints.

  4. Obama supporters were polling people for why they should vote for Obama and people were ignoring them..one old lady was stopped

    and the Obama supporter put her hand on the old lady..and said

    don't you care about America? and the old lady said

    "MY father died in the Army in France during WW II and my Husband died in the marines in Korea and my son died in the Air Force during Viet Nam and if you put your  hand on me again I will stick this Umbrella up your butt and open it!

  5. I didn't think that joke was really funny. Honestly you could have replaced Obama with nearly politician and it would have worked the same if not better. If you are going to make an Obama joke, it should be about something he is well known for, like mocking his hope and change and pretty unicorns and rainbows platform.

    I don't have any Obama jokes offhand, but I got a good George Bush Joke.

    So Bush is going out for one of his daily runs, when he is crossing a small foot bridge and falls into the river below. Three kids are fishing below in the river and see Bush fall in and fish him out before the secret service can react. Bush thanks the kids and tells them that for saving his life, they can each have one wish for anything they like.

    So the first kid says, 'I want a free trip to Disney World'

    'Done' Bush says.

    The second kid says 'I want the latest PS3 with all the newest games'

    'It will be sent to your house tomorrow' Bush replies.

    The third kids say 'I want the latest Wheelchair, with the all the newest gadgets on it'

    Bush looks confused and say 'But you are not crippled. Why would you want a wheelchair?'.

    The third kid responds 'I will be once my father finds out I saved your life'.

  6. what's obama without an o ? BAMA!  

  7. Here's a pretty good joke about Obama, He takes a lickin'  and keeps on kickin'  cuz that's what donkeys do, don't they?  Hee Haw

  8. That is good.It is a recyled joke I heard it during the Nixon era

  9. After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born.

    Jon Stewart

  10. Joseph Biden!

  11. I dont know any sorry....

         Cause Obama likes Chocolate icecream, Never vanilla

       I hate dark chocolate icecream...    Im not Insulting Blacks Okay  o.O
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