Any good blonde jokes worth 10 points

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Any good blonde jokes worth 10 points

Answer 1

I am blond & generally hate the jokes, I would rather say that it is the bleach that affects the stupid brunette who wants 2b blond ;)

however, a friend sent this to me & it was pretty funny.

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, and looking up.

A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches!" and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of the City of New Orleans.

Answer 2

how do you kill a blond? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

How do you confuse a blond? put her in a circuler room and tell her to pee in the corner.

not that good,thats all i got.

Answer 3

um i don't know any off the top of my head but i know a good website you can go to it's called www.jokes.comedycentral.com

Answer 4

ok this joke is kinda messed up but i thought it was a good laugh

what do you call a blonde with pigtails?

a ******* with handle bars.

Answer 5

wtf is it with all these blonde jokes...

youve got a problem with blondes? i got one anyway

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted!

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

Answer 6

a blonde gets pulled over by a blond cop. the cop asks for her drivers license. after awhile ruffling through her purse, she asks the blonde cop what it looks like. the cop tells her its a small rectangular thing with your picture on it. the blonde then says oh, here it is and handed the cop a mirror. The blonde cop then looks at the mirror and says I didn't know you were a cop, you can go.

Answer 7

Check out the 'Blonde Jokes' section on LiketoLaugh.com

http://www.liketolaugh.com/readjokes.php...