Any good jokes? Owwww...?

Question

I got surgery today... in my mouth. Gum graft... where they take a chunk out of part of your mouth and put it somewhere else... yeah. Over an hour of pain, swelling, blood, and mess. It still hurts a little. I need a laugh like there's no tomorrow. Help. Ow...

Answer 1

There are three people stranded on an island. One is a blond, one is a redhead, and one has brown hair. Then a genie appears. He said he would give each of them one wish. The brown haired one says "I wanna go home!" The redhead says "I wanna go home!" And the blond says "I want my friends back!"

Answer 2

lauging wouldnt be good for you it would hurt more

Answer 3

    Military  Joke

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's

office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. "Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn't really do that, did you?" "You would never get through basic training," scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning

Answer 4

Take the right combination of meds and you'll be laughing your *** off.