Any good jokes ? no knock knock jokes.?

Question

Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtins Doctor says pull your self together

Answer 1

knock,know,who's there,u,u who,usually i ring the doorbell!

Answer 2

What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef!

What do you call a bull masterbating?    Beef Stroganoff!

What do you get when you pass a brown chicken and a brown cow?

    Brown Chicka Brown Cow!

What do you call two L*****n dinosaurs?   Lickalotapuss!

What do you call two g*y dinosaurs?  Megasoarass!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

Answer 5

Put the thing in the slot pull the handle the bells ring  get it b***s ha ha have a fun day

Answer 6

Signs you've chosen a "No Frills" airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

Answer 7

knock knock...whos there? me..me? me dont wanna hear no more knock knock jokes...knock knock jokes are lame for anyone over the age of 4...