Any good jokes to entertain teens?

Question

This weekend there's going to be a secondary school camp at my church. I'm going to be one of the facilitators and a part of the planning for the camp is that, on the last day, before they go back home, each facil will tell a few jokes to them, so that they'd leave camp on a good note. Can you tell me about five good jokes that'll work with teens? Not the usual "why did the chicken cross the road?" c**p. Thanks!

Answer 1

She hired a maid

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid," says the man.

The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."

The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

The maid says, "What will I have to do?"

The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot thewitch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"

The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."

Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."

A long pause and the man says, "Is this  567-5309 ?"

Answer 2

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,

"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Answer 3

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8(ate) 9.

Teacher:tell me the chemical equation of water

Student:hijklmno

Teacher: what? its h20.

stundent:thats what i said h2(to)0

Answer 4

"What do you call a duck with a rubber toe?

- Roberto"

its so bad that its brilliant!

Answer 5

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

--BP station

Answer 6

There were two prawns called John and Christian, who were both scared of sharks. One day, John saw Cod and wished to be a shark and Cod granted his wish. But when John went to his party all his friends were scared of him, so John went back to see Cod. Christian was not at the party, so John went to his house. First Christian wouldn't let him in so John said "I've seen Cod and I'm a prawn again Christian".

Answer 7

anything to do with "farts" sends them into hysterics.