Any good quotes or one liners you claim as you own?

Question

So many people love these kind of things, Funny, Thought provoking, uplifting...

Here's on of mine

"Reality rides a frieght train" Cj

Thanks for sharing

Answer 1

My one would be;

"Are you feeling toasty?" ;]

Answer 2

On relationships:

What's worse? Being miserable alone or being miserable with someone.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, four muscles to smile; and only your vocal chords to say "Frig off!" or any four letter F word of your choice.( I paraphrased the first part and added my conclusion.)

Peace is an answer but world peace is the only answer.

Taking time to think is way better than doing time because you didn't.

Answer 3

Hind sight may be 20/20, but d**n my foresight needs glasses

Answer 4

that's what mae said

(my friends made that for me)

aren't we just a train of happy??

^^my friend sierra made that one, it's funny

Answer 5

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

Answer 6

''Life isnt worth living if you aren't living it''

Answer 7

Yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

today is a gift

that's why it's called the present

Answer 8

To love someone, is to learn the song that is in their heart and sing it to them when they've forgotten

Answer 9

Young blood equals old mistakes...

Next time you're outside, look up ; )

Answer 10

I is a college student