Any good short animal jokes good enough to put on a website?

Question

i have a website (kidsrul.com) I do with a friend and we have joke of the week and we need GOOD short animal jokes

Answer 1

Is a little racist.....

two zebras are sitting around talking...and one of the zebras asked if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes. The other zebra told him, pray to god and you will get your answer. So the zebra did and god told him "You are what you are." The next day he told the other zebra "I'm confused, God only said "you are what you are" i don't get it! Am i white with black stripes or black with white stripes. The other zebra told him "You are white with black stripes" the other sebra asked, "How do you know?"  The zebra replied "If you were black with white stripes, god would have said, "You is whatchu is"

Eh, so i guess its a little long...sorry....only thing i could think of....

Also, idk, maybe try http://www.ahajokes.com/animal_jokes.htm...

They are always good for a laugh...

Answer 2

Not Sure?

Answer 3

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could check wood?

haaaaa idk the ansew.

whats a rabbits favorite color?

CARROT orange. hahahah

maybe google "animal jokes" or something.

good luck with your website, i went and looked around, its pretty neat, but i'm just too old for it.

still, awesome job on it!