Any idea's on how to smuggle alcohol onto a Cruise Ship? I'll be going on the Carnival Inspiration.?

Question

I'm 24 years old and living in the frozen Tundra known as Rochester, NY. I'll be going on the Carnival Inspiration to try to shed 18 layers of cloth and try to get a real tan. I've heard the drink prices on ship will kill you, and that it's nearly impossible to sneak any alcohol on the ship. Would anybody have any good advice or past experieces on this?

Also, if anybody knows any must do exursions on Grand Cayman or Cozumel, please let me know. Thanx again

Answer 1

LOL@ silly fuckers going on a cruise, then wanting to cheap-out, by sneaking on their own drinks.

 

By the way, if caught, they will not throw you off the ship (as someone posted earlier), they will however take it, and laugh at you for being the cheap b*****d you truly are.  LOL!