Any ideas about rowing?

Question

I need an idea to put on the back of a rowing shirt.

Preferably something clever, funny (puns...), or inspiring.

thanks

Answer 1

Oarsmen: we play with sticks, not balls.

;)

Answer 2

I don't where I'm going,

but I always know where I've been.

or

Port is left and starboard is right

(two hands point away from each other)

but we sit backwards so

starboard is left and port is right.

(two hands pointing towards each other).

Oarsmen take longer strokes.