Any ideas for the Gold Coast club song?

Question

I have one, to the tune of 'You are my sunshine' it goes;

we are the gold coast... the boring gold coast

we have no nickname... colours are g*y

you will not want to... barrack for us

our boring gold coast team should just go away!

Answer 1

Hmm notice Andy doesn't mention who his team is?

Speaks volumes.

Guess Brisbane would need a theme song that conveyed:

Look we'll do anything just don't make us Tasmania's team!!!

LOL

Answer 2

we are the Gold Coast, and we have no name,

we have no idea, how to play this game,

we've only known rugby, for all our lives,

so we will play c**p, till some talent arrives

and that stupid mascot, isn't he a laugh,

for that i would like to apologise, on Gold Coast's behalf,

what are we even singing about, this makes no sense,

this place wasnt made for aussie rules, yeah no offense

okay so it's not the most inspiring song, but i think it sums them up pretty well, dont u think?

Answer 3

who who who r we we r the boys from the gold coast team

ba ba ba buddy we wish he was in our team

and thts the way i like it

GO G.C.F.C  

Answer 4

Some good ones so far.

Wouldn't a chorus or line or two have the following,

Here at Carrara where there are more players on the ground than barrackers in the stands?

Answer 5

Well it's gotta be something by Bananarama.

Answer 6

we are one, but we are many

and from all the football clubs we come

show us the money. we sing with one voice

I am, you are,.we are Gold Coastian..............

Answer 7

Gold Coast AFL Club Song.

They come from bonnie Scotland, they come from county Cork,

They come from dear old Tassie and even from New York,

From every street in Brisbane they proudly make their way,

To a place called dear old Gold Coast and this is what they say.

Chorus:

"If I had the wings of a sparrow

And I had the a*se of a crow

I'd fly over Melbourne tomorrow

And shite on the bustards below".

Answer 8

I like it Louise!

How anti-climactic that they have no nickname!

And how stupid is it that they used colours which will just cause clashes!

Argh!

Answer 9

We are the Coasters

We're  Paradise Boasters

And we'll beat you to the ball

We are amazing

So good at gaming

The loaded dice will always roll our way

Cos we will smash you

With all our draft picks

This we know with certainty

You will be sorry

You ever let us......

Into AFL community

So quit your whining

We won't stop trying

To upset all other teams

We'll be premiers next September

and we'll see you at the G

We'll roll 'em over

We'll be in clover

As we kick our awesome scores

Always soaring

Yes we'll be roaring

From now to eternity.

Answer 10

I agree on the fact that the nickname (since there is none)& colours are not all that exciting.

I dont know..

Gold Coast

We're the gold coast

Our mascot looks like a g*y fairy

We're from the sandy beaches

Where football is history

aha not that good i moddeled it from the flinstones song

but to be honest i dont hate or dislike the side im just outraged they dont have a name

Answer 11

Yeah that song is good, OR they could just sing the West Coast Eagles song considering we don't hear it much these days, actually i don't even remember how it goes.

One doomed space marine;; your name says it all, and btw i barrack for the Mighty Hawks.